Shuffling Cards

I am probably the world's worst card shuffler. It's shocking how poorly I shuffle cards considering I play every month. When I play at Turning Stone, of course dealers shuffle cards. When we play at home, when you are the "dealer" for that hand, you have to shuffle the cards. I am slow, I can't do it well, and it's embarrassing. Another weird thing is that I deal the cards left handed. I'm right handed. I can't tell you why I deal with my left hand. I tried dealing with my right and it felt weird. Clearly I am a very strange person. You already knew that though.